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Manager

Neil Warnocks

Gay arsed fan of the scum since the olden times Warnock has recently married the penalty spot at the Kop end in an attempt to impregnate it with his monkey love. Despite owning almost 50 llamas Warnock has so far been unable to help in the Chilean Llama crisis.