Top Players

All blades fans are under the illusion that they have some great players. Well here are the top few candidates.


Sharon Tracey. Born in a darkened room Tracey didnt realise he had arms and legs till he slapped himself in the face trying to kill the "monsters" only then did he realise the "monsters" where his owm lips.	Davey Devilin Curmudgeonly faced Devilin is a world record holder...for chins. Davey can scare upwards of 2000 pigeons with one flap of his giant chin muscle. He recent deposed Jimmy Hill as Mr Chin-UK


Douggy Ford Thick arsed Ford, aged 26, learnt of the world by eating worms in his back garden and telling tales on his mate Big Frank to the Rozzers. He was repeatedly beaten by about the head and face in a recent bar brawl with a vicar for being so ugly	Santa Claus After retiring from the present giving game and having his testicles remove Santa has recently become embroiled in the jeffery Archer affair. he is said to have given the Tory Business man an alibi - Archer being knocked unconscious by the smell he emits.